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Christian Evangelists Still Waiting For The Rapture!

By Bifford CaulfieldI was so disappointed that the “rapture” never came in May of 2011.  I had always believed  that the “rapture” movement was just the universe  “recalling”  all the defective units.  Can you imagine what a wonderful place this would be,  without the Tea Party and the radical, right-wing Christian Evangelists cluttering up the Earth. 

And I love the guy who amassed a personal fortune estimated to be in the $70 million range just predicting a Rapture moment every so often — and asking people to send him money to help spread the word so all good Christians could have their bibles packed and be ready to go.

I sent him an email in early May 2011, volunteering to look after the $70 million after his fast train out of here arrived and departed again — but I heard nothing back from him – not even before the glorious day came — and then went.


Perhaps he knew something the rest of us didn’t?