Posts Tagged → Rapture
By Bifford Caulfield — I was so disappointed that the “rapture” never came in May of 2011. I had always believed that the “rapture” movement was just the universe “recalling” all the defective units. Can you imagine what a wonderful place this would be, without the Tea Party and the radical, right-wing Christian Evangelists cluttering up the Earth.
And I love the guy who amassed a personal fortune estimated to be in the $70 million range just predicting a Rapture moment every so often — and asking people to send him money to help spread the word so all good Christians could have their bibles packed and be ready to go.
I sent him an email in early May 2011, volunteering to look after the $70 million after his fast train out of here arrived and departed again — but I heard nothing back from him – not even before the glorious day came — and then went.
Perhaps he knew something the rest of us didn’t?