April 10th, 2012
By Johnny Tremaine -- We can only hope that the Foxx Affiliate that referred to a
bunch of Nazi demonstrators in Florida as a "civil rights group" was simply just too "butt stupid" to be licensed to use the people's air-ways to disseminate their disgusting ignorance.
I thought it was pretty hilarious when Bill Clinton
reputedly described the nature of his relationship with Monica Lewinsky as one of him "administering" to a young person. Oh, yes, Bill -- and how! And then he denied having "sexual relations with that women", because -- didn't he and every male chauvinist in captivity understand explicitly that blow jobs are not
"sexual relations" -- they're just, you know, getting serviced -- letting off a little steam -- de-stressing. Like having your radiator topped off -- and the air pressure in the your tires checked, for balance. And besides, lots of times you don't even get a kiss.
But when you go on the air in the year of 2012
and describe a Nazi group as "civil rights activists" -- you've indulged in one to many mind altering libations, I fear.
The next thing you know they will be calling kidnapping
-- taking someone into "protective custody". Or rape, just a little "tough love". Grand Larceny could be simple " enhanced resource sharing" (you know, like "enhanced interrogation" or "extraordinary extradition").
And, hey, here's one. Murder could just be called "expedited hospice care". And my favorite: Genocide could be called "ethnic cleansing". Oops!
Is it too much too ask that people doing the news on our air-ways aren't jaded, ignorant -- and stupid -- all three!