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By Bifford Caulfield — Just when you think it couldn’t get any crazier, here comes GOP Rep. Vicky Hartzler (R-Mo) telling us that she has doubts that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is his real birth certificate.
“I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I’d get my baby book and hand it out and say ‘Here it is,’ so I don’t know.” That’s true Vicky — you really don’t know.
Oh, and if you were Barack Obama, and a Democrat, and you just got your baby book and handed it out to us Republicans and said, ‘Here it is,’ so I don’t know. We, in the right wing clown parade would know it was a lie. You didn’t have a baby book, because you weren’t really born. And if you did, it would be a Planet Zeno baby book. and that so-called “birth certificate” — that was just a coupon your extra-terrestrial mother gave your Martian father as a gift certificate so that he could go and get a Kenyan rub-down at an illicit alien massage parlor.
Don’t try that old birth certificate hiding right there in your baby book gambit on us. We’ve already seen that movie. It’s called Hawai. You’re are so foreign, and your DNA so obviously doctored to make you look human. No way. Just the fact that you produced it means automatically that it is fake. And that GED you got instead of a high school diploma, an affirmative action fraud welfare give-away fake GED, that you bribed someone to give you. You European Socialist GED bearer, you. And besides, your particular IQ would not have qualified you for a GED. Oh, it’s all so simple.
Other positively brilliant things Hartzler has said or is famous for suggesting be done:
- Rep. Hartzler: Anti-Abortionists Should Post Pictures Of Fetuses In College Dorms
- Rep. Hartzler: ‘Christianity Is The Main Religion’
- Vicky Hartzler’s Slippery Slope On Marriage: ‘Why Not Allow A 50-Year-Old Man To Marry 12-Year-Old Girl?’
Historians will look back on the period of time as the time when a genetic flaw in Republicans expressed itself, leading the extinction of everyone with that flawed gene complex. Or, so the sane among us can only hope!