July 2nd, 2012
By Stephanie Devereaux -- I don't know about anybody else, but I have pretty much had it with these cretin Republican women and men on
this non-stop - 24/7 super-obsessive uncontrollable obsession with the vagina sex-gland phenomenon of the women of America. GOP men need to just get over the fact that they do not have vaginas -- never will have vaginas -- and more than likely -- based on their performance to date -- would not know what to do with their vaginas nor how to treat them and care for them if the did have one. And the GOP -- women -- well, I think whether or not they actually have vaginas that are still alive is a matter of grave concern -- and speculation. They -- to be perfectly truthful -- do not seem to have much more of an idea about what to do about vaginas as the puffy-faced, old white men they so selflessly serve and enable.
But I know this. If this obsessive-compulsive vagina disorder had happened this frequently, relentless, and this relentlessly in any other
profession or any other segment of modern society --- we would have swooped in and gathered these nuts up and whisked them off to the funny farm -- and we would have locked them in a padded cell -- with their hands hand-cuffed behind their backs -- such that they would not deliberately -- or inadvertently -- hurt their vaginas -- 0r the vaginas of their vagina obsessed colleagues and friends.
Until then -- I devoutly hope that these twisted creting continue to find aberrant ways to enjoy their heads-up-the-ying-yang "reverse vagina monologue" obsessing mental illnesses safely out of harms way -- and safely away from the peaceful and mostly tranquil vagina appreciating and enjoying American citizenry. May their vaginas and their ever-menacing vagina animal visitations appear in glorious techni-color majesty forever in their dreams. Strawberry Vaginas -- Forever!