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Dumb Republican Men and Women Need To Get Over Their “Mommy-Vagina-Baby-Body-Part Obsessions — And Get A Life By Getting Out of Ours!

By Stephanie Devereaux —  I don’t know about anybody else, but I have pretty much had it with these cretin Republican women and men on this non-stop – 24/7 super-obsessive uncontrollable obsession with the vagina sex-gland phenomenon of the women of America.  GOP men need to just get over the fact that they do not have vaginas — never will have vaginas — and more than likely — based on their performance to date — would not know what to do with their vaginas nor how to treat them and care for them if the did have one.  And the GOP — women — well, I think whether or not they actually have vaginas that are still alive is a matter of grave concern — and speculation.  They — to be  perfectly truthful — do not seem to have much more of an idea about what to do about vaginas as the puffy-faced, old white men they so selflessly serve and enable.

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But I know this.  If this obsessive-compulsive vagina disorder had happened this frequently, relentless, and this relentlessly in any other profession or any other segment of modern society — we would have swooped in and gathered these nuts up and whisked them off to the funny farm — and we would have locked them in a padded cell — with their hands hand-cuffed behind their backs — such that they would not deliberately — or inadvertently — hurt their vaginas — 0r the vaginas of their vagina obsessed colleagues and friends.

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Until then — I devoutly hope that these twisted creting continue to find aberrant ways to enjoy their heads-up-the-ying-yang “reverse vagina monologue” obsessing mental illnesses safely out of harms way — and safely away from the peaceful and mostly tranquil vagina appreciating and enjoying American citizenry.  May their vaginas and their ever-menacing vagina animal visitations appear in glorious techni-color majesty forever in their dreams.  Strawberry Vaginas  — Forever!