December 15th, 2012 • 14:12
By Johnny Tremaine -- I couldn't believe John McCain said Susan Rice was "Not Very Bright". This -- the guy who picked Sarah Palin as his failed Vice-Presidential running mate -
- thus, revealing to all of us what until then we only deeply suspected -- that he was a political "fool, faker, and beer label breaker" with nary a brain in his head nor a responsible bone in his body. They called him a "hero" because he was a terrible pilot and got shot down over Vietnam -- then tried to sell out his country to save his own skin (and failed) -- so had to spend a few years as a prisoner of war in Vietnam. They say he was such a bad pilot, specifically, and a bad serviceman in general that they were considering grounding him before he ejected into hostile arms. I seem to remember he once crashed on an aircraft carrier and caused a fire that blew up a few other planes -- not positive on that one -- but it's too bad he isn't still a prisoner of war. At least then he could probably remember the one cage he had -- for a house. What a disgrace to the Senate and the United States this unworthy bastidge is!