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Americans Say, "Hell, no!" -- To The Cretins And (as Norman Goldman, says) The Knuckle-Dragging Troglodytes of the Republican Party -- and Re-Elect President Obama and Joe Biden -- and Democrates "Run The Table" in the Senate!

By Frank Byronn Glenn -- Alan West finished up his  "Let Me Show You How Dumb I Am" tour by fading on into oblivion in Florida last night. Actually, though, I don't know for sure he is that dumb.  What he says is dumb -- and seems out of step with America by 75 years or so, but check out his latest. He had said 78-80 Democrats in Congress are members of the Communist Party! Alan West is no a member of the extinct Republican politicians party. .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      . I don't know how Alan West would have known this anyway, even if it were true.  Maybe he would use that vaunted security clearance --  so "top secret" even the President does not have one that high-- to check the internal rolls of the Communist Part and "out" all those Democrats that are so progressive and so passionate that they have said to hell with ever  getting elected again -- just join the communist party and go all in -- uh  -- I mean all "out"! .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   . Speaking of imaginary booga-boos, which seem to gather around, haunt, and terrify Alan West,  even in the daylight, I think West represents a prototype of a new branch (if not the whole party itself) of the Republican party. .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               . They are the Extinctionist Party now! .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   . 1) Because all their ideas and policy positions are written by representatives on the far right crazy wing, ALEC (American Legislative Exchange Council), they are for the Extinction of legislator-generated bills; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   . 2) they want to suppress voter turn-out, so that they have a better chance  of winning elections.  So they are for the Extinction of representative government and suppressive and repressive Voter ID laws; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 . 3)  they want to to end access to affordable contraception, abortions, and preventive healthcare for women, so they are the part of the "War on Women" cadre, working for the Extinction of not only reproductive rights for women, but all the rights women fought for and earned over the last century -- they want to roll back the clock and make them all  become Extinct! .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 . 4)  they forced ACORN into Extinction, and want to force all private labor unions, public employee unions, and the postal union itself,  into Extinction; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  . 5)  they want force all regulatory agencies and all consumer protection agencies into Extinction; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 . 6) they want to legislate the New Deal, Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid into Extinction; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  . 7) they want the Minimum Wage to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 . 8)  they want the 40 hour work-week t0 bec0me Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  . 9) they want Child Labor Laws to become Extinct; 10) they want unemployment insurance to become Extinct .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 . 11) they want not only the Affordable Care Act, but even the idea of healthcare for all people to become Extinct .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  . 12) they want not only the rights for gays to serve openly in the military and the rights of gays to marry and share a full legal life together, but the actual right of gays to exist -- they want it all to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 . 13) they want Public Schools to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                . 14) the want Pell Grants to become Extinct .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  . 15) they want affordable, low-interest rate Student Loans to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   . 16) they want murder laws to become Extinct -- and Rape laws to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  . 17) they want MPG rules on cars to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  . 18) they want Cap-and-Trade proposals to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  . 19) they want election rules and contribution guide-lines to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 . 20) they  want the trial lawyers who support the Democratic Party to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  . 21) they want the Democratic Party to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 . 22) they want any programs that don't directly help the rich compound and grow their wealth and any programs that result from shared sacrifice as a culture and as a country to help disadvantaged and under-educated poor people to better their lot in life -- to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   . 23  they want everything plutocratic, helping just the richest among us to be expanded upon, and everything else American to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  . 24) they want democracy to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   . 25) they want the American Dream to become extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   . 26)  they want the American that we grew up in and love -- with its boundless opportunity -- to become Extinct; .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  . 27) they want, by lying about and avoiding and evading discussion of and by voodoo-izing "climate change", they want the planet Earth to become Extinct; 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And in the end, hopefully, all they will get -- and justly deserved, that, is that the American people will make them, their political party, and all people like themselves --  not only politically irrelevant -- but in fact --literally, Extinct! And that would be their  just desserts! And now that we know what they do not want -- what they want to become extinct -- this Extinctionist Party -- what do they want to stay.  What do they want to last? Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot.  Less regulation on corporations, and lower taxes on the rich -- the, uh... Job Non-Creators! Go Extinct yourselves, you GOP, time-warp, retrograde -- Extinctionist bastards! .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  . Thank you, my fellow Americans -- for saying no thanks -- and for saying "hell, no!" -- I won't get out of line and go home no matter no how long you make me wait in line.  Give me my vote -- or give me death!  Democracy is risen!